Leave no national meeting undrunk

We have just been presented with a very useful and dynamic version of The 2nd Annual SODA Business Meeting Drinking Game:

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Proceedings Bonus Round:

• This bonus round begins when someone suggests electronic proceedings. Take a drink.
• If anyone suggests eliminating paper proceedings, take a drink.
• Take a drink each time any of the following words are used: copyright, ArXiv, ISBN, web, PDF, library, tenure, promotion, ship/shipping, heavy, Amazon, profit/money
• Take one drink for each suggested electronic medium (CD-ROM, USB key, etc.)

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I note that with a little formulaic revision, the game could be extended to almost any conference I’ve ever attended.