There is water

On the floor. It is actually water mixed with a relatively high proportion of Drā-no. Water I intentionally filled the kitchen sink with, in a mistaken physics experiment aimed at “forcing” the crap that had backed up somewhere downstream to “slough away”, but rather demonstrating that filling two 10-gallon water reservoirs positioned above a connected floor-level dishwasher, with capacity two gallons, is a good way to slowly move eighteen (18) gallons of water onto the floor.

This offered in explanation of the lack of sapient contributions tonight.